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the power to frow up when your not sick.
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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet
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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.
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The power to hate someone you don't even know
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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink
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Smell chick peas from over two miles away
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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.
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The power to thumb up your own comments.
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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building
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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.
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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see
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The power to be really bad at math.
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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write
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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.
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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot
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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.
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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.
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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .
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the power make tomatoes turn green.
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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.
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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows
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The power to drink water and pee immediately.
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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.
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thee power to not eat but still starve
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!