The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to grow one wing

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Imortality.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The ability to not talk.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!