The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!