The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

The power to reproduce asexually.

The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

The power to draw a perfect circle

Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

The Power of being Friendzoned

The power to make a sound that attracts whales

The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

The power to touch anything that is touchable.

The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!