The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to see through water

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!