The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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Imortality.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!