The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power of not knowing

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!