Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to talk to dust

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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Balls.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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Endless falling....

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to never finish your sente

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!