The ability to go poop and pee.

The power to change your mind

The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

The superpower to think that you have a superpower

The power to snore.

The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

the power to frow up when your not sick.

the power to pee on command

The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

The power to ride a bike

The power to make objects slightly furry

The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

The Power To Poop on Command.

the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

The power to see light as it appears on an object.

The power to be listened to when noone's around.

The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!