the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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the ability to fly underwater.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!