The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to teleport through open doors

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!