The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to be a human

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!