The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to have a power.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The ability to lactate air.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to be a complete troll

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!