the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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solar powered night-vision

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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i like pie.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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power to see through glass doors

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!