the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

The power to forget what you were going to say

thumb_up thumb_down -76

The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

thumb_up thumb_down -86

The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

thumb_up thumb_down -88

the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

thumb_up thumb_down -90

The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

The power to summon unspendable money

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power of Acid Tears

thumb_up thumb_down +25

the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The power to divide by zero

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The power to mind reeds

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The power to wink really fast.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!