the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

The power to pee out blue

The power to go blind at will.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

You can read the minds of rocks.

The Power to bite your own ear.

the power to send future you crazy

The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

power to kill dead ppl.

The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

the power to troll people that are dead

The power to...lick you're nose

The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

The power to pick something up and stay the same.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!