The power to have a small penis

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to die but once

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The ability to smell colors.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to speak Braille.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!