The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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the power to

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The Power of cheese

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to shit brix

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!