The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!