The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to be stupid

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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To pee standing up.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to get older every second

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!