The power to look into cheese.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power of trolling your self

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!