the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to see through air

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to speak in cursive

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to change to justin biber

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!