the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The ability to make your text green on google

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to write in invisible ink

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!