The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to know what Erika is!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!