The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to become a dead ant.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to be a normal human

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!