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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind
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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.
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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory
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The power to poke
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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless
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The power to jump -50% higher
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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.
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The power to snore.
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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.
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The ability to fly while in an airplane
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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/
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The power to die using your willpower.
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The power to aquire pointless superpowers
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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year
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The ability to make your text green on google
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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65
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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie
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The power to run if you have no legs
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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.
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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.
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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.
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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.
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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.
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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!