- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

Immunity to antipsychotic medication

The power to never finish your sente

The power to poke

The power to put out light from your butt

The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

The ability to go poop and pee.

the power to die....

Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

The power to make a sound that attracts whales

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

Pointless Super Powers