The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the power to see through bananas

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!