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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.
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Power to always have exact change.
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The power to send emails via pigeon
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The power to resist trolling.
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The power to be really bad at math.
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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place
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The power to like any show
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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.
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The power to microwave bread
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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.
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The power to turn cake into poop.
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The power to come second in any race
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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.
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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am
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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.
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The power to not hear thunder.
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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.
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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man
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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.
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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die
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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.
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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.
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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...
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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!