The power to see light as it appears on an object.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power to be really bad at math.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

thumb_up thumb_down +32

the power to die on command

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to wink really fast.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

thumb_up thumb_down -10

the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The power to use windows 10.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

thumb_up thumb_down -42

The ability to constantly touch yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down -74

The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

thumb_up thumb_down +107

the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

thumb_up thumb_down +77

the power to fart in 7 different colors

thumb_up thumb_down +77

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!