Power to turn your liver invisible.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to fly for a second

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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the power to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!