The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

The power to start time only when it's on.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

thumb_up thumb_down -53

for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

the ability to know what the fox say

thumb_up thumb_down -63

The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

thumb_up thumb_down -67

The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to summon unspendable money

thumb_up thumb_down +28

The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

thumb_up thumb_down

the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The power to turn into paper

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

the ability to walk half through a brick wall

thumb_up thumb_down -4

the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!