the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power of not knowing

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The ability to control dairy products

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!