The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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the power to die at will

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to eat food

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!