- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

The power to move objects by touching them.

Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

The power to talk to dust

the power to hear a dog whistle

The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

The power to drink water and pee immediately.

The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

The power of licking your own elbow and nose

Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

Endless falling....

The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

Being able to fly.... in the water.

The power to know what Willis is talking about.

Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

The power to fly, but only downwards

The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

Pointless Super Powers