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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish
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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.
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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"
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The power to grow one wing
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Imortality.
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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later
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The ability to not talk.
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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama
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Birthday In August Just wait On it
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The power to be yourself.
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The power to exist
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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye
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The ability to control water but only when it is raining
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The power to turn on the TV with the remote
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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...
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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead
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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals
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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability
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The power to make dad jokes.
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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching
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The power to hear morse code.
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The power of eating but only when you're dead
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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.
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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!