The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

The power to grow one wing

Imortality.

The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

The ability to not talk.

the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

Birthday In August Just wait On it

The power to be yourself.

The power to exist

The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

The ability to control water but only when it is raining

The power to turn on the TV with the remote

The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

The power to make dad jokes.

the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

The power to hear morse code.

The power of eating but only when you're dead

The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!