The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to make out of thin air

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to change your mind

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to snore.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!