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The power of trolling your self
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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.
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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna
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The power to speak to mexicans in german
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Balls.
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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors
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The power to only use yahoo.com
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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else
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The power to turn any drink into pee.
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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.
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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.
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The power to speak in Braille
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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.
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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.
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The ability to not finish sen...
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The power to become a dead ant.
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the power to fart in 7 different colors
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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment
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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/
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the power to die tomorrow morning.
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The power to cease to exist at birth!
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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power
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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't
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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!