The power of trolling your self

The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

The power to speak to mexicans in german

Balls.

The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

The power to only use yahoo.com

The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

The power to turn any drink into pee.

The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

The power to speak in Braille

The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

The ability to not finish sen...

The power to become a dead ant.

the power to fart in 7 different colors

The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

the power to die tomorrow morning.

The power to cease to exist at birth!

The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!