- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have no powers!

Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

The power to get thumbs down.

The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

the ability to fly- but only indoors

The power to ?-1.

The power to write a country song

The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

The power to choose a superpower from this site.

The power to think out loud without saying a word

The power to teleport through open doors

The power to communicate with nearby aliens

The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

the power to turn into a dead person

The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

Pointless Super Powers