The power to kill yourself

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Immunity to medication

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to have a black president

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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the power to

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to get AIDS.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!