The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The Power of cheese

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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captain obvious

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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the power to

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!