The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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captain obvious

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to run if you have no legs

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!