The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to see through water

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to think salmon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!