The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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the power to die on command

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to like any show

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!