The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to bleed

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to understand math.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to use windows 10.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!