The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to see through water

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!