(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power of throwing back grenades

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to become a dead ant.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the power to die on command

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!