the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

The power to make light.....with a flashlight

Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

The power to wink really fast.

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

the power to create Snyder films. xD

The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

Being able to fly.... in the water.

The power to poke

The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

The power to jump -50% higher

beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

The power to snore.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!