captain obvious

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to write about power.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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Balls.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!