The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to speak in cursive

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to see through water

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!