The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to not see ads

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to predict the past

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!