The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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the power to die at will

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!