The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to summon unspendable money

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power of not knowing

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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the power to lick your own tongue

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!