The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to snore.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to write a country song

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!