the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to vote

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to get older every second

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to hear morse code.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to exist

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!