The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to silence explosions.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!