The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to fall up.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to like any show

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Tits for a guy.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!