The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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the power to lick your own tongue

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!