The power to eat junk food at light speed

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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solar powered night-vision

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the power to in power your self

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to be buried at sea

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!