The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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the power to see through bananas

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The Power of cheese

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to turn into paper

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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the power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!