The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to live.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!