The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to learn only at school.

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power to do nothing/

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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Acid pee

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!