The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!