The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The power to speak braille

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to kill yourself

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!