The power to kill yourself

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The power to speak braille

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The power to predict the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!