The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!