The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

The power to have children at will.

The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

The Power to Combust

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!