The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

The power to pee poop

the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

The power to ride a bike

The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

The power to sneeze scissors

The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

The power to have a black president

The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!