The power to go part way through walls

The power to make fish drown.

The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

The power to change your eye color.

every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

The power to be Caleb Fox.

the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

The power to vote in a communist state.

The power to become inverted background color.

solar powered night-vision

The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

The power to turn apples into pears

The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

The power to take away your power.

The power to kill yourself with your mind.

The power to be really bad at math.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!