The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

The power to find lost socks.

The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

The power to shapeshift into a worm.

The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

Power to turn your liver invisible.

The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

The power to think salmon.

the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

The power to get AIDS.

the power the to use hands when you already have hands

The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

The power to see John Cena.

the power to fly for a second

the power to die when you breath oxygen

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!