the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to have no powers!

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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the power to

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to be a normal human

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to look into cheese.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!