the power to see the present.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The power to shower naked.

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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the power to die on command

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to not see ads

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!