The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

The power to shapeshift into a worm.

The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

The power to sneeze scissors

The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

The ability to identify commonly known objects.

the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

The power to speak braille

The Power to Combust

The power to run at walk speeds.

the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!