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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.
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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.
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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.
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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.
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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.
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The powr too not bee abal too tipe
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The power of a power of a power of a power
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The superpower to have a superpower
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The power to fart 5 times bigger
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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger
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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.
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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?
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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.
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The power to know what Erika is!
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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.
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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.
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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds
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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE
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the power to have no one read this post
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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.
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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead
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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..
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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.
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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!