The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the power to make food shrimp.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to snore.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!