The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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black people

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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Death at will

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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the ability to darken darkness

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to breathe

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to state the obvious.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!