THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to lick your own back...

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to do NOTHING!

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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the power to die on command

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!