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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place
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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?
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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.
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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself
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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds
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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.
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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...
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The power to use windows 10.
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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.
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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room
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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.
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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)
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The power to turn wine into water
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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"
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The power to vomit whenever you want to.
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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.
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The Power of cheese
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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.
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the power to teleport 1 inch every year
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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine
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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.
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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.
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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint
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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!