the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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the power to become retarded

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!