How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to go through open windows

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!