An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to die....

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to pee ants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!