The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!