the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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the power to be really itchy.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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the power to know what time is not

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!