The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to see through bones.

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Swiss army teeth.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to sing but your mute

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!