the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power of creating poop.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!