the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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the power to become retarded

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The power to have a small penis

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!