The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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black people

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!