The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!