Immunity to medication

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The Power to Combust

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the power to make food shrimp.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to make cats burp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!