The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to snore.

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the power to know what time is not

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!