the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to breathe

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!