The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The ability to make your text green on google

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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power to breathe

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!