The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to do NOTHING!

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the power to die on command

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!