the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to see through air

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to be pointless!

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!