The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!