The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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the power to know what time is not

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!