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the power to become friends with a plastic box
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The power to describe the taste of water.
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The power to go part way through walls
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The power to see in to the future of one second
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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.
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The power to pee ants.
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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.
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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.
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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.
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The power to teleport to the place of where you are
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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself
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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.
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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self
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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...
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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.
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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room
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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due
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The power to be a normal person
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The power to turn wine into water
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The power to vomit whenever you want to.
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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.
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The Power of cheese
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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…
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the power to teleport 1 inch every year
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!