The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!