The power of throwing back grenades

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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KeemStar

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!